Today I ran to the bank. I pulled up into a parallel parking space. The car in front of me then began to back up, straight into me. Of course he was looking ahead while backing up, and so he ran right into me while I was honking at him from behind.
Once he had stopped he looked at me in his side mirror and then drove away.
Now of course he was going like 3 miles an hour so the car wasn't hurt, the baby wasn't hurt and I wasn't hurt but still! He should have apologized and asked if I was okay. Dude, that's the courteous thing to do.
I was right in front of the courthouse and I quickly looked to see if a cop had witnessed the incident but alas, no. Darn.
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