So far we've had 9 birds get into our house. We're not exactly sure how they get in, but they do. A couple of weeks ago I came home to a bird flying between the kitchen window and the dining room window. The bird had eaten all our apples and then puked them all up and had pooped all over. The bird had also been upstairs in the apartment where my cousin is currently living and had pooped all over there, too.
To put it in Travis' words, "After that, I vowed no bird would leave our house alive again."
And he's been true to his word.
The next bird Travis caught with his bare hands, took to the garage, but in a plastic bag and then chopped it in half with his axe.
The next bird Travis smacked with a broom, leaving it alive but knocked out. That bird was taken to the garage and beheaded.
The last bird was whacked by the broom and died on impact.
My advice to the bird community is stay away from our house!
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