Maybe you heard about how PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry's suggesting they use human breastmilk to make their ice cream. Supposedly it would save the cows or some stupid crap like that.
Now, of course it is very nutritious - everyone knows that breast is best - but just how did PETA want to harvest all this milk? Would us lactating women be hooked up to pumps for hours each day instead of the cows? I can see it now - a whole new type of Work at Home Moms. Brilliant!
Of course I'm not advocating for a crappy life for cows, especially since happy cows just taste better.
But more than that, I have HUGE issues with harvesting anything from humans for mass consumption. That's just wrong, wrong, wrong. I have nothing against nursemaids or breastfeeding toddlers and I've even tasted my own milk (it squirted on my finger and I licked it off) but I am not comfortable with breastmilk ice cream. Women have more dignity than cows, silly PETA.
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