November 20, 2008

My nursing humor

Someone took us out for lunch and made a reference to L eating. I replied, "Drinks are on me for this one."

On a road trip my mother-in-law asked if I brought a bottle. "No," I replied, "but I brought two jugs."

When L's hungry and in the arms of a non-lactating person, we refer to that person as a "milk dud."

What about the rest of you moms, do you have any breastfeeding jokes?


  1. You crack me up, Bonnie! Thanks for the laugh!

  2. HIlarious!!!

    (oddly enough, the "word verification" thing below is spelling "eating" right now, and I have NEVER seen it spell an actual word before. How fitting!)

  3. Bonnie, you're a hoot. ;) It's been too long for me to remember any, but I'm sure I'll have some soon enough! :)

  4. we learned this one from one of our all time favorite most holy large catholic families...after a baby has nursed and they are kinda comatose from all the milk, we call them 'milk drunk.'