Someone took us out for lunch and made a reference to L eating. I replied, "Drinks are on me for this one."
On a road trip my mother-in-law asked if I brought a bottle. "No," I replied, "but I brought two jugs."
When L's hungry and in the arms of a non-lactating person, we refer to that person as a "milk dud."
What about the rest of you moms, do you have any breastfeeding jokes?
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