Someone took us out for lunch and made a reference to Lydia eating. I replied, "Drinks are on me for this one."
On a road trip my mother-in-law asked if I brought a bottle. "No," I replied, "but I brought two jugs."
When Lydia's hungry and in the arms of a non-lactating person, we refer to that person as a "milk dud."
What about the rest of you moms, do you have any breastfeeding jokes?