To the jerk who passed me in front of the Morton Jr High using a turn lane:
- I was driving so slow (20mph) because it was 3:40pm on a school day and there were still children present, so I was driving the speed limit.
- The school zone speed limit goes into effect on the far side of the high school and lasts until you pass the jr high. That's why I was going so slow for so long.
- You really should adhere to the 3 second rule, and not drive your huge, stupid, gas-guzzling truck so close to the person you're following that she can't see your headlights.
- If you do it again I might have to go all Julia Roberts on you.
Be warned! I almost took down your plates and called the cops.
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