In the middle of the night Ben had a super soggy diaper that needed changing.
Without turning on a light I got the pjs off, threw the old diaper away and put the clean one on.
I can even change a diaper in the dark, I'm so good, I thought to myself.
And then, as I lifted him by his legs and grasped for the onesie snaps I picked up a big, warm turd.
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