A good friend teaches 6th grade English and Reading. She gave her students an assignment to write a letter in standard letter writing format. It could be to anyone. One of her students chose Clark Kent. His letter follows, posted here with her permission. It is hilarious and will hopefully brighten your day a little.
April 8, 2010
501 Newark St.
Metropolis, MN 73247
Dear Clark Kent,
I don't know if anyone's told you this before, but...uh...well...I know you're Superman. All you do is change clothes, take off your glasses, and twirl your hair. I mean, come on! At least with your powers you could get plastic surgery everytime you go "Super-man!" Just giving you a heads up. Hey, by the way, do you wear Superman PJs or something? 'Cause that would be kind of redundant. I heard that you really wear Chuck Norris PJs.
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