Monday my big, pregnant belly, my three kids, and I were grocery shopping in the late morning. A couple, probably in their 60's walked by and smiled at us.
The man said, "What do you do in your spare time?!" implying that I would have no spare time.
I responded, "Look at all these kids, what do you think I do in my spare time?!" implying the kids are the fruit of my spare time.
He didn't laugh, nor did he look at me again when we met up in other aisles.
It was awkward.
When I told Travis that night he laughed really hard and told me he was embarrassed for me.