Someone took us out for lunch and made a reference to L eating. I replied, "Drinks are on me for this one."
On a road trip my mother-in-law asked if I brought a bottle. "No," I replied, "but I brought two jugs."
When L's hungry and in the arms of a non-lactating person, we refer to that person as a "milk dud."
What about the rest of you moms, do you have any breastfeeding jokes?
Those are awesome. :)ReplyDelete
You crack me up, Bonnie! Thanks for the laugh!ReplyDelete
(oddly enough, the "word verification" thing below is spelling "eating" right now, and I have NEVER seen it spell an actual word before. How fitting!)
Bonnie, you're a hoot. ;) It's been too long for me to remember any, but I'm sure I'll have some soon enough! :)ReplyDelete
we learned this one from one of our all time favorite most holy large catholic families...after a baby has nursed and they are kinda comatose from all the milk, we call them 'milk drunk.'ReplyDelete